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JP Sears AwakenWithJP Conscious comedian. Freedom from fear. Freedom of speech. Pronouns: His Holiness.
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I hope my unborn son grows up to be a scared little bitch. A 99.96% survival rate is too scary to live with!
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The real contagion is cowardice. Both the ruling class and the masses are infected and funnily enough, both are afraid of the exact same thing: fear of the common man actually realizing and exercising his freedom, with all the power, responsibility, and risk that true governance of the self entails.

Hahah.

That is a very intense desire for the boy indeed.

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Like father, like son.

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Lol!!!

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FUNNY!

I am in quarantine right now after being diagnosed Monday. I was convinced I had a freakin鈥 head cold. It鈥檚 even more mild than a head cold. 馃檮

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Still might be just a head cold since the tests can't precisely determine which virus you have.

Honestly, if I wasn't taking care of my mom, I would ask you to send me some in the mail so I could get it as well.
That's the answer, get the damn thing, fuck quarantine... They want you to do that, so fuck them. Give it to your friends for Christmas, so they can have antibodies..
My mom,74, who was given 4-6 months to live back in November, 2019, CHF COPD, diabetes, on 5 liters of O2.. She had it in May... Didn't feel much worse than she does now.

I may have it now, and waiting for results.. She tested negative, and feels fine.. Yet, I have cough and sore throat..

I think I got it from her nurse..

If I have it, and she doesn't.. Antibodies are real.. And the fear is the real virus.

Fuck the bullshit virus. It's the democratic weapon and its bullshit

Don't youunderstand the virus is bullshit and the tests come from China to diagnos even the common cold as covid? I've had a chest cold/sinus infection for a month. I refuse to test. I've had this before covid, and I'll surly get it after covid. Smh

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Amen

鈥淲e are the 99.94%鈥

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Omg she鈥檚 still pregnant! Your kids will be awesome, bright, and inquisitive like mine. You should see my 12 year old call out injustices!

Awesome

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Truth on parade!

This is nothing short of apocalyptic.

You are the best! Thank you! 馃槉馃檹馃徎

That is if he lives through being born... there鈥檚 a 99.2% chance he will.

Lmaooooo

@yclousemanx this guy is great!

This guy looks familiar...

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Meet the elitists who control you...

The Elitists Who Control You Grab your Chocolate Salt Here - https://drinklmnt.com/jpchocolate Meet the elitists who control you. Ever wonder who controls the media and politicians that control you? Here they are! Meet the elite... https://youtu.be/suCeNgAzQhA
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And still on point my friend.

I am hooked on OAN hearings, just wait please hahaha listening to you soon鉂わ笍

J.P., spot on as usual. This is scary true.

鈥淕etting people to do things against their will is the g-spot of control鈥 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀

"Jerry, see if we can get God to go into quarantine"

Gold and spot on, DO NOT COMPLY people

E=MC2...........Mmmmmm Pie

Brilliant! E=MC2 馃幆

I love JP Sears! He puts the horrible truth out there in a funny joke, a funny truth joke, so it doesn鈥檛 hurt as bad. It helps those in denial figure it out.

Creativity level off the charts 馃槀

We were always so fearful of a government run media that we never thought to fear a media run government

Just awesome, thank you, going to share it on instagram. Sending you love 鉂わ笍

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JP!!! You put the G in GIGGLE!!!!

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鈥淥f all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.鈥 - CS Lewis

Frighteningly true

This is amazing 馃く Your videos are so great

Love the the Bill Gates sweater. Nice touch.

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So much truth in this 馃悜

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If anyone tries to mess with me, Veda will attack lethal levels of cuddles and licks onto you. You鈥檝e been warned 馃惥

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Veda is beautiful!

She looks every bit as scary as my two kittens combined

How adorable

that's a pretty pup right there !

Man.. dogs are the absolutely epitome of love!

Yeah? Well, tell Veda to bring it! I'll take whatever she dishes out.

Sounds like my toddler.

Aww so adorable 鈽猴笍 and I love her name too! Best wishes to you all 馃檹馃榾馃檹馃晧

trim your toenails

Cute woofer 馃槉

So cuuuute!!! Hi Veda!!! 馃槏 馃槏 馃槏 馃槏

Leeethal!! Lol.

Or the true reason your posting the pic is pregnant woman don't want to cuddle... or you're appealing to the foot fetish crowd?? :)

Beautiful.

I'm just so glad you don't have a useless little yapper dog.

Shakin in muh shoes.

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Enjoy your free time now. You鈥檙e in for an exciting busy time soon

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You are one lucky man!

The face of pure, instant death...

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One day left to save 20% on all Awakened Shirts!

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I鈥檇 like to see a shirt with a photo of your wife鈥檚 pregnant belly, not to buy just to appreciate. #stayweird

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All these downvotes make me think my comment is misunderstood. I guess I鈥檓 just not woke enough to understand.

If I don鈥檛 buy, do I still save 100% ?

I鈥檓 too awakened to wear this shirt

I鈥檓 totally going to get one for my husband 馃檶馃徎

You are a breath of fresh air, sir (in this never ending smog). Thank you!

Awesome. The love guru reference?

I live in Thailand. It is forbidden to display a distorted interpretation (image) of the Buddha.
But I can still wear my Pornhub tee.

Thanks for the laughs

Love my shirt and sweatshirts 鉂わ笍馃挆馃槑

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Birthing is a sacred experience. Any moment now my lovely lady will poop our son out into this world. I cannot wait.

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Congratulations!

Congratulations on pooping out a beautiful brand new human.

Congrats bro

Best of luck

So happy for the two. Soon to be three of you.

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It鈥檚 NOT pooping JP. Different orifice lol. Congrats!!!!

Careful JP. You may be more right than you know ;) 馃ぃ

Blessings on your growing family

The wife said 鈥渙nly a special woman could marry him.鈥 This is of course a compliment.

Beautiful.

Beautiful!!! Good luck you guys!!!

Praying for a safe delivery for mom and the new arrival.

How exciting! So happy for you both. Wishing you all the best. 馃懚

Congrats!

Congratulations. You all will be awesome parents. Cheers to a healthy & happy birth!

Beautiful! Many blessings and a safe delivery 鉂わ笍

Congrats!

Awesome! good luck. Babies are the best and women are superhero鈥檚

Its gonna be so much fun!!! I鈥檓 kidding, its tough, good luck.

J.P. Jr Smears! Congrats

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Makes sense when you don鈥檛 think about it.

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Check out the John Hopkins article they deleted!

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I have it.. give me a second

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@Jd34 It鈥檚 not letting me post it as I am not a badged account. Does anyone know how to accomplish this?

@Jd34 I hope you can get it posted. We would love to read it. 馃槮

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@duohansen I am going through the verification process. Here is how u can do it manually. Go to archive dot is On the bottom of the site, search news letter John hopkins

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@duohansen Go to archive . Put news letter John Hopkins and it will pull up

@Jd34 Please post!

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You da man!

Perfect sense! 馃槣

lol

What鈥檚 sad is people actually believe this.

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And order fast food because we don鈥檛 have a obesity problem!

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Obesity is also good for your health problems.

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#science

Lol:(

Exactly.

In the communist state of New Mexico our governor Grisham has closed hiking trails and gyms she also makes everyone stand outside of stores in the cold with hopes of getting a few groceries(only 75 or 35% of fire code, whichever is less allowed in big box stores).

...because if you don't die from something they can't count you as a covid death!

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Sounds familiar, neighbor. Stupid Gov Polis loves doing stuff like that.

Unless you got out to loot and riot or celebrate Biden鈥檚 cheating

Your next video should mock online instruction for elementary aged kids.

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Lol love it.

This is soo TRUE!!! Don鈥檛 be sheep my fellow Patriots!

That must mean I am the unhealthiest man on earth,it鈥檚 lucky then that I鈥檓 an undertaker

A mask isn鈥檛 enough, I鈥檓 going to put a bag over my head!

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Yup. Make sure is completely impermeable. Nothing can get thru it then. Only way of staying safe. Also if you could make it impossible to see thru would be a plus. What you can鈥檛 see can鈥檛 hurt you or something like that. 馃し馃徎鈥嶁檪锔忦煠︷煆烩嶁檪锔

Paper or plastic

These people have lost their way!

And that is just it. Too many people have handed their brain over to fear, have done zero research, and have believed the lies of the media and pathetic manipulation of Dr Fauci. Can people not see that Fauci has been wrong at every single thing with this virus, and contradicted himself at every turn? Sadly, our country is filled with a lot of ignorant people who blindly follow corruption. Sheep. Plain and simple.

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Breaking news! The Cure For Divisiveness is Found

Breaking News! The Cure for Divisiveness Is Found Grab your Supernatural Starter Set Here! - https://supernatural.com/jp Breaking news! The Cure For Divisiveness is Found. Researchers discovery of a miracle cure now gives us hope to end the pandemic... https://youtu.be/PiM1BDJVsPk
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FirstLike

First comment on a JP video!!!!!!! This is a bucket list item for me. Keep up the good work, these are hilarious and very timely.

I disagree. 馃槀

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Another dose for you鈥 馃槄

Second

Brilliant

That was great!

It looks like I may not have been first after all....the quest continues!

error on video page. I can't play it.

Perfect!!!

Super funny comedian/satirist.

Thanks JP your videos are always smart , entertaining and thought provoking 鉂

As always.... thank you @AwakenWithJP .
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13th-ish comment, but spiritually I'm more humble and better than y'all, so it might as well be 1st.

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I got more humility in my little toe than you do in your whole existence. #fact

@Andy_clipperton Perhaps, but I'm certainly more polite and compassionate than you, you small-minded piece of trash.
#MadeUpFact

This out of work actor thinks he's creative very sad!
Democrat behavior reminds me of Chinese government, or the Russian government and pre-world war two behavior in Germany Nationalize news networks always accuse your critics of what you are doing, then use violent assaults, murder,intimidation censorship, restricking free speech with Government punishment,where is the book burning?

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He鈥檚 not an out of work actor.

He鈥檚 a comedian.

You should stick to horse talk

Your comment is confusing. What are you even trying to say?

Great video although your representation of a Trump supporter is way off. Trump supporters typically are clad with red white a d blue colors. All black is typically Antifa radical left. @AwakenWithJP

Love this! It applies to so many aspects of life, even evangelism. Yes brothers and sister, share your faith boldly with love, while respecting the other person鈥檚 current beliefs and opinions, recognizing that you are not responsible for changing their mind and heart, Jesus only asks you to share.

When did you get red pilled?

Not taking any vaccine an not excepting any olive branches .. Democrats gave us the divisive disease like China gave us the virus an as soon as conservative herd immunity kicks in we鈥檒l get rid of both 馃榿

I LOVE this video! 鉂わ笍鉂わ笍鉂わ笍 JP it makes me want to go love on people. SO good! Could you imagine the media spreading the word that we should be compassionate towards each other? Instead of spreading division. Breaking news.. 馃槏馃檶馃徎

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This is what freedom looks like. Zero social distancing. Suck it Newsom 馃崋
#Disobey #HumanConnection

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Love it

Yes!!!

Yeaaaaaa!!

Beautiful!! Enjoy liberty and give thanks 鉂わ笍馃嚭馃嚫馃馃徏

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Love this!!! Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!!!

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Happy Thanksgiving, God bless you

LOVE LOVE LOVE

This is beautiful!!!!

Love it. Happy Thanksgiving.

This is awesome

Quick, someone tag Gavin Newsom鈥檚 Parler account.

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That's a very humorous request. 馃槑

Fuck. Newsom.

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Newsom and the party he was with had a $15,000 bill for alcohol. His income is all funded by taxpayers. All politicians making unconstitutional edicts can get stuffed.

No. Fuck Newsom's PUNK ass! And his auntie Nancy Pelosi. 馃槧馃槧馃槧

Love it!! Happy Thanksgiving!

Wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving!

Yes!

Hell yeah!!! Enjoy your Thanksgiving with friends and family my friend!! 馃憤馃徏馃憤馃徏

This. Is. Epic. 馃馃徏馃馃徏

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It's actually suicide, as well as murder when you dickheads pass it on!! 270,000 deaths so far.

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@Fogiesnz You should keep believing the lies. See where it gets you in life. OR you could wake up to the nonsense you are being fed. Either/or are options. Choose wisely. For your future, your children鈥檚 future, and your grandchildren鈥檚 future.

馃憦馃憦馃憦Hapoy Thanksgiving from Canada!!!

Go gettem JP! 馃憦馃徎馃ぃ馃檶馃檹馃徏happy thanksgiving! Thankful for you!

Happy Thanksgiving 馃馃崄馃嵔

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On today鈥檚 podcast: DISOBEY.
Available now on all the podcast places -

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鈥嶢waken With JP Sears Show on Apple Podcasts 鈥嶤omedian, Life Coach, and curious student of life, JP Sears shares connected conversations with high level, inspiring, authentic, wickedly fascinating guests. Just being himself on the show, JP... https://apple.co/3fwV6ae
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Awesome. Looking forward to it 馃憦馃徎馃憦馃徎馃憦馃徎

Will you go on #Rumble. @Rumble?

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@Rumble it!!!!

Can you put it on Rumble please?
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Oh boy, looking forward to listening today!

Subscribed! You rock JP!

@AwakenWithJP ZOMG you're on Parler. Now I can be so happy to Awaken in the morning knowing that the worlds best comedian is on here. Not that I'm trying to over play my fan boy card.

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How about no. Apple is asshole.

Done! Looking forward to checking it out.

Whoa! You have a podcast! Have been living under a sterile rock all year? Must have! Subscribed!

Awesome video!!!

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Today鈥檚 podcast was great and so was the video!

You should have told us we had to. How dare you leave it as an option. Now I cannot be compliant. What do I do????!!!!

Yeah man! Good stuff

im jelly of your hair

Loved this podcast.

All of three my little boys are autistic. All these restrictions hurt them so much. I hate everything about all of these restrictions.

Love You Brother!

Welcome aboard JP!!!

@AwakenWithJP are you on Rumble?

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Yes!

I accept

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Been doin it!

#resist 馃槀馃ぃ馃槀

...And I鈥檓 all out of bubblegum.

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Watched it with my wife this past weekend.

JP that is racist!!! 馃槨馃槨馃槨

Let鈥檚 all post pictures of our wonderfully NONCOMPLIANT, singing out loud, with loud music, and alcohol infused Thanksgiving dinners with many friends and families! Let鈥檚 celebrate our freedom and take back our liberties from these pathetic hypocrite wanna-be tyrants! Pics to follow! 馃コ馃コ馃コ #ThanksgivingFreedom

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Yes!!

Better approach: we all change our voter registration to Democrat, and every election, coordinate en masse to vote for the lowliest, most useless idiot on the ballot. Then, we sit back and watch the bloodbath as the Clintonistas arrange 鈥渁ccidents鈥 for the suddenly popular competition.

@Bullardcr Rush organized something like this... operation Chaos? I forget what he called it

@Bullardcr But we can do both!

You're fucking dumb.

Way ahead of you!

Keep buying high capacity turkeys..... check! 鉁

I Only Disobey 馃槝

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I鈥檇 rather disregard, since I鈥檓 not breaking any actual laws, so it鈥檚 not a matter of obeying or disobeying. I鈥檓 just not playing.

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So what you鈥檙e saying is, you鈥檙e disobeying the narrative?

Yes!

Just watched your last 3 videos- love them 馃槀馃ぃ馃槀馃ぃ馃槀

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Especially those kids in Vermont who are going to be INTERROGATED when they return next week to school over how they spent Thanksgiving!!

If we were playing the synonyms game, I would say, RESIST.

Absolutely- I鈥檓 wide awake!

OBEY!

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A must watch about how harmful the lockdowns are! It seems as though humans don鈥檛 do well being imprisoned.

What NO ONE is Saying About The Lockdowns TRANSCRIPT AND SOURCES: https://www.corbettreport.com/lockdowns/ If you are advocating for lockdowns, you are complicit in tearing families apart. You are complicit in inflicting untold suffering on... https://youtu.be/nuDQ_3g53qc
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Put this on rumble. I cannot play it

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I had the same issue. Open the conversation and it will play sound!

Thank you

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Wow. Just...wow.

Thank you for sharing

Any chance of you posting on Rumble?

Doesn't seem to work.

The lockdowns have been a joke from the beginning, many people have committed suicide after they lost their bussiness.

I鈥檓 not closing this time around. A lot of businesses in downtown Loveland aren鈥檛 either
#disobey #freedom

Jim Corbett is the best, ain鈥檛 he?

Safety has become a false god

I hope people disobey!

Mr. Sears you are funny, smart and clearly concern about this country. Thank you for sharing this information. 馃憤馃徏

Thank you! keep up the great work, JP!

Thank you for sharing ...

Who knew...right? Ummm us!

Spot on!!! Choose your side!!

Thanks for sharing. This is so important right now. If we all band together we can be stronger. This is not a right or left issue but a human issue.

When the senior researcher for the department of Homeland security only wins third place in a high school fair is put in charge of global security measures

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Hahaha Iwas just thinking that!!! Big Oof

That tells you what sort of geniuses we're working with here, doesn't it!
You nailed it on the head.

Also, computer models can show anything you darn well please. Know why? Because it's a computer model - whoever programs it decides what it does.

Computers are far better at following instructions than people are. "Computer models" are one of the tools the arrogant, power hungry nothings use to inflict their will on an ignorant populace.

Remember that the next time someone trots out a fancy looking "computer model" and know they're about to lie to you.

This country is heading downhill fast. How in the hell did Joe Biden get more votes? If he wins, we can expect our constitutional rights to be violated in so many ways.

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The answer is I don鈥檛 believe he did, at least legal votes that is. That is truly one of the scarier parts of this whole situation.

Video is not working, it seems that the youtube police took it down.

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Here鈥檚 what you need to do to be more obedient.

How To Be More Obedient Get your Magnesium Breakthrough Here - https://MagnesiumBreakthrough.com/JP - Use discount code "JP2020" for 20% off for Black Friday! In this video you鈥檒l learn everything you need to do to be... https://youtu.be/RG2j8P_4EKE
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Ok then this probably is a good approach

Shh 馃か don鈥檛 TELL EVERYONE Andrew Cuomo might get mad 馃槨 #shorts Cynthia Glickman The Joy Doctor https://youtu.be/bRGRmMNtc1Y
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We should all think of French laundry when we obey

Already watched it. Woke and hilarious as always 馃槀

Just watched a few minutes ago! Love your videos!

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Live in fear... seems like that鈥檚 MSM 24/7 馃う鈥嶁檧锔

Always on point and funny as hell.

It isn鈥檛 loading for me. Could it be you struck a cord with you-twit-face? Love your content man. Thanks for the humor in these times Diversify and get yourself on rumble also

I'm so glad you started making videos about this stuff! Thank you @AwakenWithJP

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Pls. download videos also on more friendly platforms than YT.

Absolutely the BEST in REALITY

Covid is bringing out their true colors! I鈥檓 awake JP :)

Yes- post to Rumble please!

When I share your videos with my liberal friends in California, they feel offended. I wonder why? 馃槣

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Hmmmmm... how curious

You should get in touch with @JohnBranyan . He's a 3O year veteran stand-up comic, and his book outlining his writing method is a must-read for every entertainer/influencer!

Looks like democrats are doing an excellent job and should be looked to for more guidance in these matters.

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I. Love. This.

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

Great video! Basically, keep your mouth shut and do what you are told or you are a crazy person.

I'm so worried about what's going on. It seems like the odds are dropping for Trump. The election isn't over until they swear him in. I pray to our father in heaven that he lets Trump get this to the supreme court and they let the states vote.. amen. 馃嚭馃嚥馃檹鉁濓笍鉁濓笍鉁濓笍

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I鈥檓 starting to believe she鈥檚 actually pregnant. Baby JPesus will arrive any day now.

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Yay!!! Under a trump administration

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Don't assume! It could be donuts!

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Nah, I think she swallowed some watermelon seeds.

Early congrats! 馃憤馃徎

Congratulations! Enjoy.

Congrats!

馃ぃ congratulations! That's the good stuff. 馃槑

That kid coming out with a man bun

Aww congratulations鉂

hell yes brother, congrats. just think of the C O N T E N T

Congratulations. Enjoy your new life as parents

Congratulations

Nah. Beer gut. 馃槅馃槅馃槈

There goes sleep for a while.

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I鈥檝e had more sleep with kids than I ever did without 馃し馃徎鈥嶁檧锔

@Kirianah760 So lucky!!

@TRogers601 Hahah thanks!!! Breastfeeding and bed sharing like our ancestors 馃槈馃挭馃徏

Congrats! I can't wait to see your "dad" jokes!

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Congrats! The fun is only beginning.

BEAUTIFUL! I wish you WELL on this INCREDIBLE journey of PARENTHOOD.

Don鈥檛 let her lie to you! It鈥檚 winter weight...

Congrats JP

Congrats!

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Warrior mode activated 馃挭馃徑 Spent the last few days immersed in @TimKennedy鈥榮 Sheepdog Response Training. It was extremely informative, fun, painful, and humbling. Four things necessary to become a better version of yourself. I couldn鈥檛 recommend the course more highly. Get uncomfortable to grow or atrophy in the coffin of your comfort zone.
PS. Aliens exist. Tim is not a human.

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They are awesome!!

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Nice work brotha

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Dang comando!!!

Legit!

Studs馃お

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The ginger too? The alien鈥檚 cute 馃槈馃槀

@Minkyme74 They are tooo cute! Yes both!

@Staceymarie62 Haha agreed!

Of course aliens exist, they鈥檙e in DC. Glad you had fun!

Sweet Cheese-itz!!

Nice, going to share some wisdom?

Hell yeah

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I love JP!!!! Welcome to Parler. You鈥檙e in good company

Do I really need to become a better version of myself? Because I am pretty awesome as is. Is there room for more awesomeness? Or will it cause explosive poops?

Awesome! What pistol is that you鈥檙e rocking?

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Looks like a 1911..?

P.S....same here!

Still wanna see a close up of your gun! Haha. Do it on Parler!

Keep training brother. We need as many patriots as possible in these times. Please create a plan if all comms are lost between you and you family and friends 馃嚭馃嚫

Reminder: All businesses are "essential" to those who rely on them for a living.

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I don鈥檛 think anything could go wrong with this policy.

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Sounds about right!

Hahahaha this world is so 馃ゴ

Independent fact checkers found that this claim was mostly true.

You鈥檙e the best JP, keep it coming. So glad you鈥檙e here on Parler 馃憤

I am afraid to think of where this might lead

So far, so good.

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2020 trends...

JP you are the best! You always make too much sense

I think that policy is already in effect with many 馃槖

Well that just seems make sense.

Funny but true. The result is an easily controled populace.

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That鈥檚 pretty much the main policy being used here in the uk at the moment

At least it鈥檚 honest

You鈥檙e literally describing half of our country right now. 馃槅

This is scientifically submitting to the emotional refractory period.

Nothing could go wrong 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ

It鈥檚 today鈥檚 standard really... no one will notice.

The people of this country aren鈥檛 even SEEING the same perspective so how can they believe and unite? How can we wage war in this evil together?

Yes

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This. Is. GENIUS! Well done, @AwakenWithJP

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What radical leftists are like now鈥

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Amazing hahaha

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Can always count on you to perfectly capture the moment.

Actually, if you want to know what a radical leftist is like... click my profile. Or feel free to call in to my show!

It looks like a good time but I鈥檒l pass.

I was just watching that when I got the notification here. Hilarious!

Maybe the best ever!

Just watched it! LOVE IT!

The best!

You鈥檙e awesome JP! Thank you for being great and real! 馃敟馃檶馃徎

Love it!

You crack me up! 馃槀

@AwakenWithJP you are far too controversial for the sensitive minds at YouTube. Gotta get on Rumble ASAP!

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yea i can't watch on youtube either

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So funny!

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Making my day everyday! Keep it up man!

Hahahahahahahahaha, you two are hilarious!!!

Hysterical 馃槀

馃槀馃槀馃槀 but also sad because it鈥檚 so true

won't let me open on youtube! I am from
Australia. Maybe use Rumble instead??

Those zoom ups ever shot! Haaaa 馃槀

It鈥檚 all so good