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🎄 JelloShells 🎄 JelloShells Tired ◇ Hungry ◇ Laughing 💃 NOT AN INFLUENCER💃

Absolutely NO humor will be tolerated on Parler. Any account found in violation will be asked to leave.

I better not see any shenanigans on the time line or ELSE.

Santa is watching.

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I'm looking for my forever rifle.

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Happy Thanksgiving.

I'm not celebrating myself, but it's a good opportunity to thank Parler team for their work.

@JelloShells @John

Hope you pass it on to the rest of a team.

P.S. With special greetings to your programmers.

Daft Punk - Technologic http://www.facebook.com/daftpunk http://www.myspace.com/daftpunk http://www.daft-musique.com http://www.daftpunk.com https://youtu.be/D8K90hX4PrE

Goodnight, Parler.

A brief response to your requests:
I'll not be killing myslef or going back to Facebook
I'll not marry you or have your babies
I'll not contact John about your newsworthy parleys

Love you all 🥰😍

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The DNA in our Wally World honeymoon suite has barely dried and she's already getting fucking marriage proposals

Thanksgiving jello-shots anyone?

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Happy Thanksgiving 🦃

Pick Me!!!

Let’s do this!!

I wish!

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@JelloShells Hi! So glad to see you!!! I miss you! Everything about you! My dear friend, we need to get together again and soon! I think that we had a amazing experience last time, can’t wait to see your beautiful face again!!

Do you deliver to TN?

Meeeee!!!!lol need some after this election!! Lol

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Sorry started without you!!!

@Rose531 😪😪😪

After the weekend that I’ve had... I’m ready to get off / fall off the wagon

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Aww. I hope it gets better.

Feliz gobble gobble!!!!

I’ll have a go. Thank you! Lol

Yes please!! My favorite is the strawberry shortcake and orange creamsicle!!
Happy Thanksgiving!!

🙋🏻‍♂️ yes please

It’s what’s for breakfast!😀

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Do you have the beef gelatin ones ?

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I haven’t drank these in a long time but I really like them, a Bloody Bull Shot . V8, beef broth, vodka and a dash of hot sauce, salt, pepper and Worcestershire. It’s Luke drinking adult vegetable beef soup 😍

WHAT'S THE FLAVORS??????

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Orange, lemon, lime.

@JelloShells LIME IS MY FAVORITE. I DON'T MIND THE OTHERS. I HAD MANY CASINO TRIP PARTIES WITH THOSE YUMMY FLAVORS. THANKS FOR SHARING. HAVE A GREAT DAY!

@J1maizen2011 Thank you. Have an amazing day!

Can I get the shots without the jello?

any raspberry or black currant ones up in dere il take 30.

Happy Thanksgiving JelloShells. If you have extras, yes please 😊

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Happy Thanksgiving! We have a few left, so cmon over!

My family's days of jerry springer thanksgiving have passed, thankfully.

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@JelloShells Baby mama drama, drunks, food drama, fights.

It was fun.

Oh yum yum yum..... looking good

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I delete posts with typos

I DONT

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we can tell

#youarecorrect

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I AM JUST GOIKG TO START TYPEING IN ALL CAPS AGOIN
EVERYONE LOVES THAT 🤠

I'm dyslexic I wouldn't know if I had spelled it wrong in the first place

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I'm just as bad without being dyslexic.

I Dont consider typing with my thumbs on a tiny keyboard a typo.

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No truer words have been spoken. Thank you 👏👏👏💕

@Faithas And not just a fat thumb, small keyboard reason. Also using a device that automatically changes words whenever the fuck it feels like it lol.

All the time! It’s the NYC public school in me that makes mistakes 😁

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😂🤣

My posts would never see the light of day.

I’m guilty 😕

I delete people that delete posts with typos

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🤣🤣🤣

Check out waffwen before you delete him. He hangs with a bunch that are very entertaining.

❤️🙌🏻🇺🇸

Is there a way to edit a post after you post it? Like if you notice a grammatical error on accident of course...I know I know, proof reading is better but just was curious if there was an edit option after posting?

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Sadly no but we discovered that really good typos are excellent conversation starters.

👍...nice!!! 😎🇺🇸

Why are some ppl so sensitive about grammatical errors on social media?

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That is not a issue here.

Everyone does a typo. Waffen was being silly about it and Jello echoed it to poke him in the ribs.

I don’t either. It is what it is.

What’s atypo

I usually see democraps criticize someone for typos when they are losing an argument LOL.

I Don't.

Someone needs Ron White's typing for... Might help...! 😂😂😂

Keep the typos. Typos can cause bellyaches via laughing.

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I only delete for dangling participles and misplaced prepositions.

Thank you all for responding and allowing me to see if the off switch worked. It doesn't.

Y'all are amazing.

Parler is a work in progress.

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Whatever you do don’t open mine !!!!!

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😂🤣

Go to bed your drunk.....

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@JelloShells “ I don’t care what the people are thinking...#JelloShells ain’t drunk she just drinking”!

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You’re welcome 😊

Hope you’re enjoying your night, I’m on my 4th Ketel. Enjoy

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Thank you 😊

#offswitchon

Always late to the party. It'll come handy when I die, I suppose.

You seem to play a very vital role.... THANKS FOR ALL YOU DO

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You are welcome!

Two hour special Bitchin rides exam motor trend

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Watching it myself.

@Olin Like these guys pretty good

Your the best

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She really Is one of the good ones ... at least that’s what I think.

I’m not posting enough .

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Why doesn't my thing work like I want it to? Stupid grown ups

I’m not even sure how the messages work. Mine shows an “ error “ everytime

Don’t let them bother you. It’s hard for some people to leave one place and find out the next place isn’t the last place.

Always welcome!

Pls don’t stop posting, you keep me smiling all day.

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I'll never stop posting

Doing great work thanks!

Keep smiling my friend! All is good tonight.

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Go TRUMP

You can’t turn us off...

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This is a fact

Also, I cannot spell "myself."

Please report me. And correct me.

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Didn’t even notice it

🤣

Sweet dreams, 😘

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Thank you 😊

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Awww 🥰

Can’t be having that. We’re gonna need you to secure all that happiness please.

Never, if I understand I don't care about spelling

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lol !!!! Happy Thanksgiving !!!

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Happy Thanksgiving

Thyself works in my books.

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Chatty Cathy today 😂

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This is true. I was on a roll

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Shameful! 😂

How about I just have a bourbon and forget it ever happened?

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I'll drink to that and have a few more to forget 2020 ever happend

I can’t spell worth a sh%#t
It’s a sign of intelligence!

Just Cheers and Carry on

You are a bad, bad girl! Is that what you meant? Lol!

That's it. Your reported. Come to my office and we will see about ironing this mess out.

Girl, I got your back. The grammar and spelling police are everywhere 🤣🤣

My auto correct forgot the comma in the word dont every time now. I hate having to do my own commas.

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Forgive this old school teacher for correcting you! The comma is below the letter, the apostrophe is for words like can’t, they’re, etc. JSUK. 😄😃

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Get the belt.

Goodnight, Parler.

A brief response to your requests:
I'll not be killing myslef or going back to Facebook
I'll not marry you or have your babies
I'll not contact John about your newsworthy parleys

Love you all 🥰😍

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Haha! Good night! @JelloShells

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don’t say, “good night”

👅 she’s still not gonna have your babies

#sothere

👍❤️

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Heh. Good night.

Love. Your smiles , thank you

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Thank you 😊

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Dammit , I have no chance huh ? 😝

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Good night ☺️

but you’ll think about it and get back with us, right?

#sotheresthat

Can you at least spell, ‘myself’ correctly?🖤 lol

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@JelloShells lol I’m just messing with you

but.. but.. It's cool if you need to think it over.
🤣

Lol good night 😊

👍
👎
👎
👍

😂😂😂

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Well then, can i have your baby?

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Now this I hadnt considered

Goodnight!

Mama always said “ sleep tight don’t let the bed bugs bite “

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My dad says that

Some people are just a bit to picky myslef

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Damn!! I went and bought a ring this afternoon. Now what do I do with it? 😇😂😂😎

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Uh oh 😂🤣

Happy Thanksgiving JelloShells !

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Happy Thanksgiving

Absolutely NO humor will be tolerated on Parler. Any account found in violation will be asked to leave.

Those unable to detect humor in this post are beyond help.

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😂😂😂

kick um in the ass
HARD🤣

Now that’s funny
I don’t care who you are
That’s funny

😂😂

Lololol. Clearly they’re miserable😂

That’s not funny🤷🏻‍♂️

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#Reported

Loved it and definitely needed a laugh.

It's only funny till someones feelings get hurt.Then it's hilarious.

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What

I didn't detect sarcasm in either post .... which makes me being the help of the helps help.... that can't be good

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🤣🤣

Maybe some were only joking that they took you serious lol. Humorless!!

👍

so you werent asking me out?

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Humor! But you just awww fuck it! Haha

I would be screwed. Then again, most don’t find me very funny as much as vulgar and annoying. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

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You are Goddamn hilarious!

@JelloShells Awww! Thanks, Shells! 🥰🤓

Knock knock

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Stfu moron

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@JelloShells Shallow

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@JelloShells Moron NJ rules tell dumbo who’s who

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Absolutely NO humor will be tolerated on Parler. Any account found in violation will be asked to leave.

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Surly you’re kidding

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No. The founders of Parler decided that we are limited to discussions of politics only. I'm paraphrasing, but John said something like "everyone needs more politics in their life. I created this platform for people to speak on that. Therefore, any humor not directly related to a political topic is subject to termination."

@MKrump At last.

Forcing people to think if someone is joking or not was very bad policy. I'm glad Parler is finally sorting it out.

Don't call me Shirley 😂🤣

Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂. U must never see my feed.

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Too funny 😂😂

I did Nazi this coming.

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Hahah!

Good one.

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Good one.

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🤭

Lol thats great

😂

Well I guess you and me are done!!!
But-bye shells!!!

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We can lie together in internet eternity

@JelloShells Don’t you dare leave!! That would break my 💔

@JelloShells The Matrix?

@Mead6419 I would never leave. Ever.

I'd miss you too much

@JelloShells My notifications are all fucked up!
Getting tired of this shit! Emailed them today!!!😡😡😡😡

😂😂😂 that’s some funny stuff right there.

That won’t age well

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Why not? Its hilarious

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Lol

yeeeees. exactly. jeez, these people. drove me up the wall today.

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It was

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Lol ok 🙂

Lol good one

Great I’ll be kicked off before night is over.

Pssst I just are a gas station hamburger and totally thought of you!!!!!! Not in the creepy way of course lol

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This is amazing and never creepy.

I have never met a beef burger i didnt like

That’s bullshit and you know it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@JelloShells Breakfast at Tiffany’s 👌🏻

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😆😂😆

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Shazam!

As long as I’m only asked, not told!

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😂🤣

Jell,
You're the bee's knees!

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😱😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love Parler users, I really do. But the balance between:

"why can't I sync my contacts or import directly from facebook?? Why can't I turn on location services? This platform sucks!! Make it more user friendly!"

And...

"Why don't I see any ads? What are you hiding? Who funds Parler? Why do I have to show my ID to prove I am real? You're owned by Soros!

Is practically impossible to find.

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Hope you are wrong about Soros

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George Soros has no ownership or stake in Parler according to John the big guy of Parler.

Soros' influence on Parler usually involves folks like us using his name and applying a few four letter words and recommendations.

They are

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Holy fuck

She is wrong about soros.

Hahahaha

You’re looking for something that doesn’t exist.

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So far that is a fact

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A unicorn

I love. I'm stopping there.

Thank you for all you do. God bless

It’s getting old.

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Super old

No Siri’s here

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I believe it’s own by the Mercer and Koch families (conservatives).

Soros is a liberal philanthropist

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LOL @ “liberal philanthropist”

You didn't spell psychopath right, sorry. lol

I ordered food off parler 3hrs ago and it still hasn’t come !!!

I demand a refund!

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😂🤣

😂😭

Haha 🤣

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Fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

It's because your location isn't known.

😂😂😂😂😂

Madam ambassador to Parler I think you do a great job. Get some mc fries and honor whiskey Wednesday

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Yesss! Fabulous advice

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This here

Legit

For those questions to be answered never come to my page you moral hoovers... Will

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Patience my friends, Parler will be upgraded. There is no add revenue at the moment, but that shall come soon enough.

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My understanding is that Parler is about influencers, so you won’t see regular adds but your uncle peddling boner pills or what have you.

Then they will complaim about that

@Girlwithoutaface Odd. My boner pills aren't peddling any uncles. 🤷‍♂️

My favorite is, "why is everything about politics?" Umm, maybe you should switch up your follows?

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For the love of God, YES!!

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They have already destroyed TikTok™, Facebook™, MySpace™ and AOL™ with their bullsh*t.

This is the last refuge for non-insane politics.

Cmon- Soros isn’t involved! Bongino has ownership into Parler and that guy is one great American.

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Your definition of "one great Amrrican?"

Dan boginos a great American ? I guess you really lowered the bar if dan qualifies as one !! Hes a self serving lying pos !!

Please help me. I usually don’t do this, but it’s an absolute emergency

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@5909d91d8ca28b4d5b2e87f06c0e6037 y’all just keep doing y’all and people just need to learn to adapt to new things. This is not Fakebook or twister. This is @parler !!!

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Exactly. Learn to deal with something that may not be as "sophisticated" yet, but at least isn't corrupt. I'll take Parler over FB everyday, knowing I'm not being treated like a toddler!!

It feels like the Wild West sometimes 😂

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I think that’s the point.

We’re still there. Old bar fights and all. 😂

Fact.

The platform can be quirky at times but the fend for yourself pioneer spirit is here.

Parler does have some uniqueness to get used to. Like why is it I can echo some posts and the number goes up while other posts will not allow me echo and the number stays the same. I dropped Facebook 6 months ago as I was fed up with liberal “friends” who could vent but as a conservative I could not! Is Parler the same as Facebook? Hell no and many of us like it just the way that is!!!!

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MeWe is more like facecrook

Good deal.

We also are prone to promoting alcohol, alchemy, food, and and other political incorrect things here.

It is fun and you should get involved.

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Let go of the numbers Thomas. Let go of the numbers. It's all about interaction here, not the numbers. Let go of the numbers

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Ha ha, just a few small headaches

Give it time!

Guess what, y'all?!?!?!

You can sync contacts.

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Hey that’s convenient!!

🤔

How do we find that?

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😂

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I cant find it either

I don't have the "sync contacts" section

Need to learn more about using Parler . Thank you !

Interesting

No thanks. I’ve lost a contact in the sink before. Not cool.

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Bwahaha... Not very convenient if you have 2 different prescriptions either.

@Name Hidden Very true. I went the lasik route to avoid it all

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@HJPeabody Haven't gone there yet... I've been watching the tech advances on synthetic implants...one I saw looks VERY promising...as in better than the original... now if they get the synthetic to organic interface right. Ionic instead of electrical would be ideal.
I'm not a huge fan of transgenics but replacements for damage or to help the blind see... yeah I see no problem with that.

@Name Hidden A few years back I enrolled in a lasik study performed by Zeiss. Doc made a small slit in eye rather than the horseshoe flap, bubbled up what needed to go to correctly shape my eye, pulled the waste out the slit. Roughly 10 seconds per eye and both eyes healed in an hour or so. Not a problem since. Went from serious near sighted and very poor night vision to only needing cheap reading glasses. Best part of being in the study was that I had better eye care than I ever had in my life. Was a great decision to join that study.

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@HJPeabody Would have loved that...in scouts I forgot my glasses... wound up shooting lefty... My scoutmaster was shocked...at 50yds I had a 3in pattern... And he knew how bad my eyes were.

@Name Hidden Very cool

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@HJPeabody Well..I wanted to be James Bond when I was young... there's a lot of practice behind that...along with some rather unorthodox training methods to work on speed draw from multiple holster locations... unorthodox but effective ...

@Name Hidden For that kind of grouping with your weaker eye you definitely had to have more than vision to depend on.

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@HJPeabody Try doing shoot the can w a pellet rifle and starting from holding the rifle in the same position the pistol would be in a leg holster. When you finally go to the same with a pistol...heh heh heh... especially if you cut ad reinforce the holster for speed draw. Muscle memory is a wonderful thing.

Also vision is not just what you see...the actual data transfer rate of the optic nerve is not that high(pretty darn low in fact). Much of vision is processing in the brain between both eyes and what your brain already has in short term storage. Neural architecture of the individual matters as well.

Yeah sure...I’ll get my gay liberal boss right on here. Lol

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Damn that’s funny 😂

😂

Parler is for everyone

@ClintonParker Please. They’d get an Alicia Dossier together and I’d get fired.

@Aleesha That's rediculous.

You deserve better. A boss that doesn't care about the internet world and wants results.

@ClintonParker Except for her boss.

@Bjgann Time to man up and see some naughty words.

I know, it's hard.

@ClintonParker There are times for that.

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@Aleesha Not someone I would want to work for.

cool and scary at the same time....real life is scary...intewebz life is safe.

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Oh boy, another outlet for us to doxx ourselves?!?

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The default setting is off

Are you actually retarded?

Yup..

Mine doesn'tgive me that option...

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Neither does mine.

Same here. Perhaps it is a desktop or iPhone thing

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👀

Miss JelloShells. This is the first social media site I’ve ever been on in my life I was never on tweety bird or Fakebook “ Never “ so doing Basically the whole world sees me than right ?? Ex wife ex girl friends

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Put your Parler on Private if you wish.

@Name Hidden AineBee it’s I think a damn if you do damn if don’t thing leave the way it is and leave cell phone and contacts out save headaches down the road keep it as a internet profile thing

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@Mark1mad62 You have to do what works for you in the end.

@Name Hidden Learning in North Carolina that’s what you get for being a bachelor I guess

@Name Hidden Thank you

Wow, did not know. Thanks!

That's nice. I had to blow into mine to get that option working.

Weird. I don't have that. Did I miss an update?

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I have it but it may be in the beta testing version only.

I'm running Android and it is not on mine yet.

@sarahrocks Huh. I don't remember seeing anything that lets me do that. To opt in to the beta testing version.

@Bjgann Death to the iPhone users!

@MKrump I agree. I'm a cheap android user myself.

@Bjgann Yeah. I'm not too keen on the overpriced Apple products.

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@MKrump I opted in from the google play store, I believe.

Just a guess, but do you come from the south “y’all”

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