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I’m the King of the World
Who will win the battle for western civilization: Hotties or uglies?
There’s nothing worse than desperate lesser personalities doing whatever it takes to associate themselves with dead giants, like just stop it
Everyone online is lying all the time
Rush would agree
There are precious sacred rituals like the Eucharist and there are pointless orgies of self-indulgent weeping like the right wing internet today
Between liberals tweeting “rest in hell Satan” and republicans fake crying I choose the liberals every time. I only wish we had the same spunk they do
Republicans will spend more time and energy being mad with me online today for telling the truth about their useless performative nonsense than they have all month rescuing the culture
Even worse—the absolute worst—is when people use death to show off about how they knew the deceased. You don’t see me bragging about how many combined hours Rush spent discussing my scoops and cultural victories. (A lot!) Or about how many hours we spent privately plotting on the phone. (6, I guess?)
Most of these brags are total lies btw that they’d never dare say when the departed was alive for fear of being called out.
I mean yeah shame about Rush but stop pretending you have emotional relationships with famous strangers. It’s desperately unhealthy. And nothing is more gross or self-serving than the GRAND PUBLIC REFLECTIONS AND TRIBUTES. Social media is cancer and you’re disgusting.
When I die all I want to see online are critiques of my ivory and gold casket and nostalgia about my beauty regime and what a nice makeup job they did on the corpse
“He was the first and only person to have ever pulled off a leopard mullet”
It’s really weird and creepy to mourn someone who never knew your name.
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2/17 - 31 days without sodomy
TV before cancel culture
There has never been a feminist in history who didn’t sneak out to get throatfucked by white republicans