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Parler-Chan parlerchan Darling of free speech. Host of PNR. Generally provides positive engagement. #parlerchan
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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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Parler Dot Com is the only website on the internet

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Best thing since maddox.xmission back in the day

The only worthwhile one anyway.

Facebook&twitter be like...

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It should be free

Parler-chan said it, so I trust it with every bone in my body

Happy Thanksgiving Parler, enjoy time with your families!

Im not with my family this Thanksgiving. But I'm with my parler pals, and thats what matters.

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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#grateful #parlerpals

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#parlerpalslivesmatters.

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Too far? ^_^

Happy Thanksgiving Parler, enjoy time with your families!

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Happy Thanksgiving to you as well! 馃憤

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You too PC, you too.

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This is wrong 馃槀

@Name Hidden That's arguable :)

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I'm disgusted but I can't look away.

@Name Hidden That is totally understandable.

A shoutout to those of us who, while lucky enough to still have a job this late in this year, will be too busy working to spend time with their families as a result.

A happy Thanksgiving to all!

Eat turkey with your family and give me government the finger

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving to you too. Now watch me break da rules and I go eat turkey with more than 5 people.

I missed the family Thanksgiving zoom call.

Same to you darling!!

No chill, all thrill

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A little less conversation, a little more parley please. All this hashtagging ain鈥檛 upvotin鈥 me!

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This is a little chill...

Postem is always thrilling

If you were sick would it be No pill, all ill?

So since you're a gun owner safe to say you shoot to thrill

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Every parl should end with, "if you know what I mean," ...if you know what I mean.

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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Parlin from high altitude

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Make sure to have your Parlachute...

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Always

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Never Forget #SkyKing.
#SeeYouSpaceCowboy

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Magnificent son of a bitch

The alleged 鈥淧arler hack鈥 is a screenshot from a WordPress website that has been circulated repeatedly over the past 6 months, despite Parler鈥檚 multiple responses that we do not use WordPress products, nor WordPress databases. All of our databases are hidden behind multiple layers of security and are not accessible via the web. This is an irresponsible rumor which uses a 鈥渢echie鈥 looking WordPress config file which is only capable of confusing a journalistic hack, not an actual hacker. If Twitter continues to fact check others, they should also fact check posts such as these that spread viral misinformation.

Furthermore, we don鈥檛 store any personal data, user verification data is deleted on completion, and direct messages cannot send videos/images. All allegations are fake. They are just obsessed with us.

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Rick @async
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@parlerchan how does it feel to know that Twitter is secretly a yandere spreading lies about you for attention?

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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Who laughs last, laughs best, and its not funny yet

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Twitter only exists if you let it.

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Wise words

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A high crime, a very high crime indeed

Parler-Chan doesn't do things in secret.

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That we are aware of.

@Bjgann No need to worry, she's more of a "knife in the front" type of gal.

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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My dream is to be the first one to parl from space 馃殌 馃寣馃洶

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Well then time to get off Parler and join NASA. Work your ass off and maybe just maybe you'll make it.

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Dream Bigger

S P A C E F O R C E

You are pretty spacey

This is Major Chan to ground control. I'm opening the aaaaapppp. And I'm posting in the most-a peculiar waaaaaay.

Does using Starlink count?

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If I get to be first, yest

*wonders if I am the first to parl whilst headpatting catgirls*

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Take whats yours

I've got 5 bucks betting you will be

How can we help?

Wait, we thought you were already there

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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Tools 鉁
Talent 鉁

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What are your plotting?

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Oh nothing

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@parlerchan Good move.

Now is a bad time to bring up that Works Domination thing.

This is ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

Sounds like you are trying out for Ghostbusters

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My man!

GhostBuster Parlerchan halloween 2021

Charisma? Check.

The alleged 鈥淧arler hack鈥 is a screenshot from a WordPress website that has been circulated repeatedly over the past 6 months, despite Parler鈥檚 multiple responses that we do not use WordPress products, nor WordPress databases. All of our databases are hidden behind multiple layers of security and are not accessible via the web. This is an irresponsible rumor which uses a 鈥渢echie鈥 looking WordPress config file which is only capable of confusing a journalistic hack, not an actual hacker. If Twitter continues to fact check others, they should also fact check posts such as these that spread viral misinformation.

Furthermore, we don鈥檛 store any personal data, user verification data is deleted on completion, and direct messages cannot send videos/images. All allegations are fake. They are just obsessed with us.

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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John isn't the only one dealing with fake news rn(right now)

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Is the trap rumor running again?

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馃槀 you're funny 馃憡馃徏

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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If its good enough for Pequod to play over the loudspeaker...

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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I dont care what anyone says, Take On Me is one of the best songs ever

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No question about it!

Family Guy - Chris Griffin in A-ha 'Take on me' Video Chris Griffin stuck in A-ha take on me video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWErfaJjfE4
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Sadly first thought as well. But so well done... They took this scene more seriously that multiple seasons of their show.

This is objectively false. The best song ever is clearly 鈥淎frica鈥 by Toto

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Wait when has anyone ever said it wasn't?

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You'd be surprised

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Respectable opinion. Although Never Gonna Give You Up is a runner up.

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Its up there for sure

AHA

AHA! I see Parler has been compromised and I am not liking the new direction much either.

Fearless - Pink Floyd.

You're welcome.

Great video too.

馃檶馃檶馃檶preach馃檶馃檶馃檶馃檶

Everytime I see the milk section at the store it auto plays in my head.

馃え馃憣馃徎

>looks at Twitter tweet
>Sees 100+ likes
>Lol that's so small
>Me parlering something
>Gets 6 likes
>Cheering like a mad man.
>Feels like Chad.

@parlerchan think of the children! I didn't know you knew those kinds of words!

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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Even i get triggered and go off

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Impossible...

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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Upvote dividends

>looks at Twitter tweet
>Sees 100+ likes
>Lol that's so small
>Me parlering something
>Gets 6 likes
>Cheering like a mad man.
>Feels like Chad.

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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An upvote goes a long way,

Also h*ck t*****r

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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"Parlin hard?

Or hardly parlin?"

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That鈥檚 a little personal, don鈥檛 ya think? 馃槀

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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"Sounds good! I'll wear my track suit!"

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Do eeeeeeet

Remember heels up high... western spy

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Heels to the ground!

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Parler-Chan @parlerchan
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"Tactical Pen"

Lol

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I gave someone one as a gift. It is in Metro's hands atm as he gave it to his daughter, who used it to stab some would be rapist. True story.

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Here I stand corrected

@parlerchan For under 10 bucks, it was priceless.

yeah not gonna knock tac pens (unless you pay a retarded price for them)

Better than nothing when you need something.

I'm gona go with tactical penpen myself.

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Penis Mightier for $100, Alex.

That鈥檚 Pen Is Mightier!

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Classic

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Got my boss with that one a few weeks ago

What did she mean by this

Most pointless gimmick in the world

Military grade = lowest bidder

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Rick @async
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@John @parlerdev if I see another "Parler is censoring X hashtag" post, I'm going to go nuts. Parler isn't censoring hashtags, It's only when there's whitespace in front of the hashtag does it show "No Results". A little tweak to the search bar and it's fixed. I've seen so many posts on Parler and Twitter complaining about these results and putting forth these kind of false allegations. It's really frustrating.
#Parler #rant

Thanks Rick! People often start fake rumors for attention. Simple to test and see they are wrong, We don鈥檛 censor!

Be careful, always think for yourself. Some other tips:
Parler doesn鈥檛 prevent echos, people claiming that are likely trying to phish for free exposure.

Block and Report Coin sellers. Many are scams intended to collect data.

Don鈥檛 reward spammers with follows!

Report and block t-shirt comment spammers.

Block 鈥渃elebrities鈥 without a badge asking for followers in the comment sections. If in doubt, look for the gold badge.

Be weary of Blogspot and Tumblr links, many are ad spam. It鈥檚 a common trick people use, they copy and paste other people鈥檚 news articles, then load it up with ads and use impersonation accounts or spam comments to push the content.

Use word filters or turn on your moderation setting 鈥淰erified commenters only鈥 to weed out things on your own Parleys. 馃榿

MUTE and BLOCK features are your freind, use them

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someone should probably tell them they can write it without the # in the search bar. Once you click on the "hashtag" button, it'll display the result ^_^

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@parlerchan is my hero

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"Lemons huh? Too bad I like limes"

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Limes are seedless = much better.